people who are like “HUMANS ARE THE ONLY SPECIES THAT STEALS THE MILK OF OTHER LIVING CREATURES”
ants herd aphids and jerk them off so they can eat their cum so shut the fuck up
there’s also an ant that protects a single caterpillar that oozes sugary stuff from these little things on its butt.
ants are fucked up
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
That is exactly what happened.
i love how he obviously knows the word pomme but instead goes for the “a how you say apple”